You may have heard the “Doctors versus Guns” joke before. Despite it being a “joke”, it should be taken seriously. The original joke had somewhat fictional statistics, but here are actual statistics. They are drawn from several different years:

Doctors vs. Guns

Doctors:

• The number of physicians in the U.S. in 1995 was roughly 625,000
• The number of deaths induced inadvertently by a physician or surgeon or by medical treatment or diagnostic procedures in the US annually is 784,000
• Resulting estimate of inadvertant deaths per physician per year is 1.25. That means the average doctor will accidentally kill roughly 1.25 people each year.

Guns:

• The percent of Americans with a gun in their home in 1995 was estimated to be 35%. Of 263 million people in 1995, that makes 92 million with a firearm at home. It is not certain how accurate this figure really is.
• In 1995, the number of total firearm-related deaths was 36,000.
• The number of deaths per person with a gun at home (accidental or otherwise) is then 0.000391. Though just because you live in a house with a gun deos not mean you are its owner.

As the joke goes, the semi-logical conclusion would be:

Statistically, “doctors” are approximately 3,000 times more dangerous than “gun owners”.

Remember, “Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.”

FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat immediately. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!

Moral of the story

I think the moral of the story here is to learn how to fire your doctor with natural medicine.

Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only and is not to be interpreted as medical advice. If seeking medical advice, consult a licensed physician.

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